Brother: Is Nicole related to Arnold Schwarzenegger?
Me: Which Nicole?
Brother: Ah... that Schwarzenegger girl...
Me: I don't know any Nicole Schwarzenegger...
Brother: She sang that 'baby love, baby love...' (singing out of pitch)
Me: You meant Nicole from Pussycat Dolls?
Brother: Yes, that Nicole!
Me: Why? Is her last name Schwarzenegger?
Brother: (nods determinedly) Yeah.
Me: I don't think so... (googled for Nicole's last name) DUDE!!! Her last name is Scherzinger lah!
Brother: It sounded like Schwarzenegger!
S E R I O U S L Y .
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