Lame Pick Up Lines
Wednesday, April 14, 2010 || 0 comments.
Lame Pick Up Line #1:

Boy: Are you tired?
Girl: Why would I be?
Boy: Because you've been running through my mind.


Lame Pick Up Line #2:


Boy: Your father is a thief.
Girl: Excuse me?
Boy: He stole the brightest star in the sky and put it in your eyes.

Credits go to Loh Chia Ching for #1. Who tried it on the new girl, Sharmini, on the bus. I pray to God that Sharmini will still want to come back to Acts Church after that unfortunate encounter...

And also to Susu Jolie Pitt for #2 :p


Note: I should be studying Physics now. Off I go then.

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Melzie
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about me
melzie. twenty. malaysian. christian. 1st year psychology student. original. don't bite. but slap asses. still waiting for toby hemingway. ...more?

watching
how i met your mother. game of thrones. switched at birth. glee. bones. criminal minds. most korean tv shows.

favorites
harry potter. shoes. chatime. snowflakes. x-men. hugh jackman. orange. handbags. sushi. skyrim. shoes (yes, again).

friends
they are still my muse :)


»Willy
»Ricky
»Eric
»Amy
»Corine
»Jeanette
»Edwin
»Maegyvear
»KTT CF
»Farah
»Jin Xiang
»Nader
»Loon Han
»Karen
»Keshan
»Daniel
»Geraldine
»I-Vonne
»Rachel
»Wayne
»Sofie
»Shu Zhao
»Rudy
»Chii


" trust your heart when the seas catch fire and live by love though the stars walk backward "


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