The most common thing someone said to me when...
1) ...they found out I'm Sarawakian:
Is it true? I heard you still live on trees.
My reply: My tree house got plasma tv, what do you think (punk?!) ???
Seriously, is everyone out there so shallow?
2) ...they found out I'm Iban:
Do you still hunt heads?
My reply: You better sleep with your lights on tonight.
2) ...they found out I'm Iban:
Do you still hunt heads?
My reply: You better sleep with your lights on tonight.
Oh yeah, we actually still hunt. But we don't hunt heads. Hmm... Now that you mention it, my village's chief still keeps his family's collection of skulls. Oh yeah... I'll take a picture of it and post it here once I come back from Gawai next time.
3) ...they found out I'm actually 18 years old:
But you're so short...
My reply: Kill kill, die die!
3) ...they found out I'm actually 18 years old:
But you're so short...
My reply: Kill kill, die die!
No comment. *snorts*
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